Behold the Don't Be an Assquatch tee, the snarkiest swag you'll ever sling over your shoulders! This shirt is for those who want to call out the mythical, hairy haters with a smirk and a swagger. Crafted from cotton so soft it’ll make Bigfoot jealous, it’s perfect for strutting through festivals, dive bars, or your couch-binge sessions. With a bold, cheeky graphic that screams “step up or step off,” this tee is your go-to for serving looks and shade. Wear it, own it, and tell the Assquatches of the world to take a hike!
