Waddle into whimsy with the Cute & Cuddly, Too Plump to Kidnap Easily tee, starring a plump raccoon munching donuts with a side of snarky swagger! This shirt’s chubby critter and bold text holler, “I’m adorable, overstuffed, and way too heavy for your getaway van—try me!” Crafted from cotton comfier than a dumpster full of pastries, it’s perfect for coffee shop giggles, late-night snack runs, or just dodging sketchy situations. Wear it to let this donut-loving raccoon steal hearts and tell the world you’re too cuddly for their nonsense—keep it chubby, keep it cute!
